Go hang out on the website for British Vogue for a bit. Try not to be frightened by the “Beauty on the Beach” goblin lounging on a lawn chair, boobless and without a trace of body fat, warping your sense of what humans are supposed to look like. Scroll past some other fashion garbage that ugh, whatever, no one cares.
Enter the Konami code. You know, up up down down left right left right B A. Just mash those arrow keys. Get no work done today by trying the code on every website you can think of. (Wikipedia states that entering the code on TMZ changes most of the site’s text to read “Justin Bieber,” but we’re not sure how that’s any noticeable difference.)